Let's start off with an easy question, but fraught with internet repercussions: Pancakes or waffles?

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"After your first bite of the strange food, you get a growling feeling in your stomach and a compelling urge to eat the rest of the portion."

If the player accepts the intrusion by eating the rest of the food, they do so ravenously, without care for appearances or propriety, and are compelled to finish every last crumb and lick every finger.

After a minute, a belch is followed by a horrible pain in their stomach. The player must attempt a Might Defense of difficulty 4.

If they fail, they painfully expel the contents of their stomach, the mess composed of materials appearing nothing like the food they just ate.

If they succeed, the pain soon goes away, but in ten minutes they similarly expel their stomach contents: a small cypher, oddity, or pile of shins.